Corrigendum.... (I hope this is the right spelling)

Well there's smthn which i have mentioned in my write up, named Chennai
"The heat is in your mind, dont let it play with you,"
I am Xtremely sorry for that misjudgement and unestimation!, Maybe cause i wrote that smwher around april!
Wel since its May now i realise my fault, Its high time to accept the fact,
Heat is just not in your mind. Its fucking every where!! (Thoonilum Thurumbilum!!)
I mean i am not talking about humans and their misery alone ,I suppose that they are the entities that survive the heat wave the most.
M talking about crows which drop down from the air and get roasted in the road, The animals, the dogs,The Billboards, The Machines (one of my friend said he cant chat properly to friends in chennai cause probably their Gtalks nd Yahomsngers are not workin due to the heat!!)

Incidentally one evening i walk into my office after a long client call, And this is what happens

Boss: "Alex how did you manage to change the shirt"
Palliveedan: "Whatt!!?? no boss i dint change the shirt!
Boss: "Well I dont rember you having this White Abstract artwork design at the back of your shirt.Morning when i saw, It was just a plain black shirt".

Then I realised that its the Salt Sedimented from my Sweat which caused the Optical illusion!!

So thats the state chennai is in now, Its hot and humid.

Thanx to water packets I am still alive to write this blog!!

PS: I heard somewhere that Chennai is suffering with climbing population!!

I was like "Wat d Fck Machii!!, How can birthrate increase in Chennai,
M sure it should be Artificial Insemination, Otherwise how can people manage to have SEX in this Climate
M tellin u lets ban all AC's nd Coolers for one day, and then lets see where our birthrate goes!!

On books!!

Ever read one of those self help books!!!
How to suceed, How to win in life!
How to attract the opposite sex........!!

Now they are the most important proof of atheism, Cuz if there was a God existing anywhere! the authors of these books will be killed by lightning or sucked by earth ages ago!!

I mean i dont understand who reads all this crap,
There is this guy who writes articles on Hatayoga nd healthy non toxication oriented lifestyle, and i wanto find out who this guy is and i come to know that he died of cardiac arrest at the age of 47!!!

I was like 47??!!

Health books i can forgive they propogate some value proposition but ever heard of DATING GUIDES!!!!

Fine they write crap on it, but you know men on their anxiety to get laid will buy datng guides if they are written by AB Vajpyee!

But what i dont understand is WOMEN!!!!! Why does they need help in attracting opposite sex!!!
I walk through Spencers Towers chennai and i find a beautiful Gal reading a book "Where to find men"??
I wanted to grab a barrel and slam into her head!

I mean WHERE TO FIND MEN!!!!!! is that a topic worth even thinking!! and some bitch has even a book on that.......!

My advice for the author
Lady next time, Try to write on "Where you cannot find men!!!??

We were even on the Fucking Moon for Godsake....!!!



PS: ok Dear Selfhelp book writers rather than answering the most stupid questions like, How to behave if you are trapped in a Lift with a bunch of Bosnian Refugees!!??

Answer some simple questions.

Like say hmmmmm.......!!... Haa Why is it called Puri bhaji! Why aint it not Bhaji Puri!!
Awryte i know what you explanation is Bhaji is just the side dish and puri is the bread hence it should come as first priority! Fine..........!!

Then Explain this "Channa Battoora"
Wats the fuckin channa doin in front of the battooraa????

Now somebody gimme the answer of that and then i will call him an author!