Okie these are the moments in which Innocent chicks make such weird statements that will pressurise you (Or may be not you ...it may be just ME ) on thinking Kinky!! or Wicked!!
All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. And In all my fantasies chicks call me Palli!!
Scene I: one of my ex offices!!
So there I was as usual sitting around in one of my Ex offices doin my gig (Imitating voices & mannerisms of my colleagues and ex Bosses!!) and makin everybody Laughin around as usual
Suddenly one chick comes from the crowd …
ROC (random office Chick) : Shit palli yaar! You are actually like really good @ this J
Me : Blush ... Thanks man!...
ROC: nahin seriously too good yaar, How do you do this ???
Me: well Its kinda a gift
ROC: Well Can I ask you somethin??
Me: Haan Bhol na...
ROC: Well Can I ask you somethin??
Me: Haan Bhol na...
ROC: You think you can Do ME????? Please.. atleast try na ..!
Me: Well uhhh hmmmm…………!!
Scene II: One of those Rush hour evenings…… In a Media Agency!!
So there I was as usual way behind my deadlines running around to catch space for an Ad that was scheduled for the next day. The backend people has refused to take the ad since its past past dead deadly deadliest deadlines!!! Only option left “Pattafy Sales bandha”
Me: Yaar .. Alex here! I know its tooo late & Odd! But you have to save my life
Okie in the other side of this line is a brilliant sales person who has seen this everyday life ka bhaag dhaud, by my tone she gets the hint of the favor I am going to ask
RPSC(Random publication sales chick) : Palli, I know what it is! This is about tomorrow’s ad right ….
Me: haan yaar
RPSC: Okie then fast temme … whats your size???
Me: …… aah well hmm ehh…..
RPSC: Arreh bholna and hey what POSITION you prefer??? Fatafat bhol….
