The Untold Catastrophe of Women (Mostly Hot woman)

There is this Phenomenon which the world abstains from discussing or sometimes fails to realize. I call it the "The Untold Catastrophe of Women.. Especially Hot Women"

I lived long enough with many women through this life cycle of theirs; in which they turn from beautiful seductive wild lilies to worthless pile of mulch. Well before I step into all that…….Lets Talk about the “Good Guys”

 There is a different category of men than my breed; Well you can define my breed as the Hardcore Whiskey drinking ; Red meat eating, Drunken driving , irresponsible, Commitment phobic, Scarface fans…. Basically! The Bad guys! ……………………………

…………………The other types the world calls them the Family Types. They are respected, been idolized and loved and more often showed to my types as the Paradigm of perfectness.The Good Guys.

These are men who possess the most evident knowledge and principles of life. They have a steady job (mostly IT or Financial) They are experts in Income tax returns, Investment plans, Child education, Family Budgeting. They are filled with these whole strata of materialistic awareness like Rice is best purchased in bulk , Power & money can be saved by setting AC in auto Sleep mode, you should always insist on using mineral water in juice shops etc etc etc

They are faithful towards their woman, they watch TV serials with them, They drink only on rare weekends, they always know the exact date @ which milk at home Expires, Toothpaste runs out and stuff.

They are the paradigm of Institutional stability. Now my kind or at least I am cool with all these. I respect them for this ….. Well not respect and all, but yeah whatever!!

But there is this untold story behind all this, Well atleast I feel so. They take away our woman; …………

This infact is perfectly all right. We are equipped to replace this woman with equally hot or perhaps hotter ones. There is absolutely no figment of jealousy here. Trust me.

It’s the aftermath which makes me/ us sad. These women (Oooh Those Women) .. …. Who were once sexy , hot , intelligent, intellectual , imaginative , deep , flirty ,carefree,  beautiful, slim  when they were with us, are suddenly metamorphasised  into Boring , Fat , dull , nagging , gossiping ,stuck up stubborn bitches.

And trust me I have seen these guys, I have gotten drunk with them, I have looked them into their eyes.  Eventhough they complain about their nagging wives. They are living their dream!! They have transformed the Bouquet into mulch and they are very very very proud about this.

We saw their pictures within a year with their newborn baby in their hand with their whole bunch of realtives and we know that the Catastrophe of Hot woman has already occurred.

Now these woman have noo fuckin resemblance towards that girl who they were ; Who used to get drunk with us and discuss Pablo Neruda, khalil Gibran , Politics , Karma and watch Roman Polanski movies . All of a sudden we know they are watching Colors and reading some crap commercialized womans magazines and Mills & Boon . 

We know that they are not any of this. But they are succumbed to some sort of “I dunno know what the fuck” societal pressure and have turned into something totally different.

Now let’s return to our “Good Guys”. The greatest trick that these guys pull out is making women believe that this is the order of life. That the so called paradigm of stability is where you turn down all your Individual existence and you live your “The Great Indian Family Dream”.

Now when you were around we used to get drunk and Stand you up, We may be not have been 100% faithful towards you, We may have been  Haunted by the ghosts of  Infidelity . But leave us out of the picture. Think about YOU. When you were with us, You were fun, other men desired you, You were talked about, you used to have your dreams about starting a boutique of your own, going to srilanka , you used to sneak  out from home and got  drunk from terrace.

When you were with us you were not Mulch!!!