10 things that won’t feel strange anymore; once you have completed 500 Days in Chennai
1. Anything said against Curd Rice can and will be used against you in the court of justice!
2. The yellow pages for the name Subramaniam goes more than 150 pages
3. Out of 10 police constables that stop you on ECR for drunk and drive! 8 are named Karuppuiah!
4. Hot water comes out from both the taps.
5. You shall not make wrongful use of the name of Rajinikanth in a vain or insincere oath. It will be considered as blasphemy!
6. If you don’t know Cricket. It by default ends your eligibility to enter in 93% of the conversations.
7. If you don’t like the taste of filter coffee; you are considered as a person with a genetically impaired tongue due to high level atomic radiation.
8. Value of Money, Exchange Rate, Repo Rate, Inflation Rates are determined, benchmarked and revised Month on Month (even week on week on monsoon) by Autorickshaw drivers.
2. The yellow pages for the name Subramaniam goes more than 150 pages
3. Out of 10 police constables that stop you on ECR for drunk and drive! 8 are named Karuppuiah!
4. Hot water comes out from both the taps.
5. You shall not make wrongful use of the name of Rajinikanth in a vain or insincere oath. It will be considered as blasphemy!
6. If you don’t know Cricket. It by default ends your eligibility to enter in 93% of the conversations.
7. If you don’t like the taste of filter coffee; you are considered as a person with a genetically impaired tongue due to high level atomic radiation.
8. Value of Money, Exchange Rate, Repo Rate, Inflation Rates are determined, benchmarked and revised Month on Month (even week on week on monsoon) by Autorickshaw drivers.
9. One Ghee roast can be three times costlier than a Mutton Biryani!
10. At no circumstances, No matter how much provoked! Never ever ever ever! You should sing a Malayalam song @ Wine Shops!
9 comments:
Great Machhh!!!!!!!!!!
Good one palli..
i like the last one!!!!!!....
heheehe,, niceee.. especially th 8th one. ;-)
he he...so true. good one alex
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- Laura
This is the kind of thing I try to teach people. Can we expect a sequel?
Thaan kollalo... Kalakkan!!!
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