Smoke!

Now if you ask me what is inevitable in my life i guess i will come up wid!

Food, Creative freedom, water, and haa! Neena.........!!

Na nt a gal frnd or anythn! kind of a sister figure cum mother cum Psychiatrist cum Legal advisor cum relationship Counselor cum Fitness & Career consultant cum everythn else!!!!

Nd again this story is not about her!

Its about Me nd my encounters with Nicotine.......!!!

Once neeenz happened 2 ask me "Alex Why do u smoke?"

But then this is not exactly the Terminologies and syntax she used it was more like
"You F**kn ***%$#%$# Wat d f**** is wrng wid u;
Why d f*** do u hav to #@$#@ ing smoke every f##ing time"

And Alex palliveedan as usual came up with the most rational but then the most inspiring explanations of all time which will inspire the smokers for generations yet to come....!!!


"I dont smoke because i am addicted to it
i dont call it addiction
In fact i don't think any of them are addicted to cigarettes its love
Pure Platonic love towards cigarette and the state of smoking......!!
When you go to De - addiction center they just kill your love towards smoke!
they just kill the sensible sweet sensitive cigarette loving angel inside you
They just kill the love inside you.............!!

I love smokin and i will continue doin it.........!!
because i know its not addiction its love...........!!
And i am never gonna trade with my emotions
I am never gonna trade off my love for my selfish health reasons......!!!

If there was a provision i would smoke even in my sleep..!!

I would rather live 50 years of with smokin
rather than a 100 years without smokin.........!!!

ME

At the age of 5, I was thrown out of my Bible school for sayin that –

"When Considering Philanthropy as a variable Christ was nothing when compared to Ernesto Che-Guevera "

This is what i say to most of the people i get introduced to

But the truth is that I never Attended nt even one Bible school class!

The truth is that at the age of 5, I never knew who ERNESTO Che-guevera was....!!



So Thats me "I am a story Teller, A merchant of dreams"

And a thought just crossed my mind that Why dont i share some of my stories to the world!

"My designs are visible images which conceal nothing; It does not mean anything, because mystery means nothing either, it is unknowable"
- Alex Palliveedan

I don't like to call them as designs I'll rather call them paintings!
And as in for me i would like to call my self a painter rather than a designer...!

Femininity has always Fascinated me........!
Has always been my inspiration ......!

It may be funny to hear but trust me on this one thing

Its not my inspiration, Imagination or fantasies that drive me towards creativity..........!!!

The fuel has always been and always will be My Lust

Kings!!

Now Preethi M.P is the name of this female!
one of the most sensible ones that i have ever met

nd now u will be thinkin that the write up is about her!

But na!.............As usual this story also is about me
Once this gal happened to tell me that if she would have been a king she would have been something like Genghis khan...!
Ambitious,conquering,Never say no.... All ways asking for more kinds!

But then it made me think about my royal fantasies................!!!
What would i have been!!!


I thought about it a long.............!
and i finally ended up in HEIDOS!!
Ya heidos is my cup of tea!

i once read the story of this guy somewhere and became his admirer!

He was the Slave of pleasure!
The only thing that conveyed any kind of meaning in his life whatsoever was Pleasure!!!

And this is what i asked my Genghis khanic Female friend!!!- "See if u have a fucking Kingdom and unlimited money at your hands then... whats the purpose on riding horses in the sun and rain and waging the war!!

if u hav the provison of sitting at one corner and eat nd drink whatever u want...!!!
And get laid with whomever u want!
then What more are u askin for!!!!

I seriously don't have a fucking idea!!

Ps: Heidos use to eat full stomach and den instigate vomiting by putting hands inside his throat...! and eat allover again ..!!
Just for the fun of eating!
Aint he just admirable!!

Certain things which has always confused me!!

This one thing keeps on nagging my mind all the time!!!

How do they come up with expiry dates!!!
i mean u have seen things like these on medicines right EXP date: 21/03/2008

How do they know that!
i mean W.T.F does dey mean by that.....!!
22 march 2008 mornin u take dis Pill orwatever and ur dead.......!!
Is dat wat dey mean!!!

i mean how can they predict exactly that on 12:00 nite of 21/03/08 this medicine will become a fckin poision!!!

I hav no fckn idea!!!